We have seen a few examples of presidential candidates clown-slapping their opponents over the years. Some people believe Trump pancaked Gropey Joe Biden in 2020, but we may not know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth of that election in our lifetimes, especially if Google's commirific AI has anything to say about it.
FACT-O-RAMA! Three of the greatest landslide presidential election victories in U.S. history have occurred in my lifetime. Number 9 was Reagan over Carter, (1980), #6 was Nixon over McGovern (1972), and #5 was Reagan over Mondale (1984), where Reagan clown-slapped his opponent by taking 49 states and acquiring the most electoral votes in U.S. history, winning 525-13. None were Democrats. However, #10 was LBJ over Goldwater ,which occurred a year before I was born.
Can a Reganesque landslide a$$-whoopin' happen again for a Republican -- presumably Trump -- in November? Unlikely. The apparatchiks have a stranglehold on New York, Oregon, Washington state, and California, and those purple-haired hippy wannabes who live there are brain-warped just enough to giddily vote themselves into bread lines. You know, for the "good of the climate."
But those states I just mentioned should vote Republican. Every state should. Not just because the Marxists are a-knockin', though that alone should be a sufficient reason to vote the Democrat Party into the recycle bin of failed American political parties, but because the Democrats have left the mark of the beast on every state at one point or another.
FACT-O-RAMA! The long-defunct Know Nothing Party was created in the 1840s. They were against immigration and Catholics as well. When asked about their party, they were expected to say they "know nothing." Membership exploded and they changed their name to the American Party. After getting clobbered in the 1856 presidential election, the party split over the slavery issue. Pro-slavery members joined the Democrats and the anti-slavery crowd joined the Republicans.
Here is a list of why each state should vote Republican for the next 100 years. Find your state and please pass this on to your neighbors:
Alabama The trans crowd began their journey by "simply" asking to use the women's restroom. Today, they will take your son away if you don't allow him to cut off his junk. Alabama saw this coming and put their foot down against trans nonsense. Electing a Democrat now could cost them their children.
Alaska Biden is the worst thing to happen to oil drilling since I was popping zits in the 7th grade. Vote Republican and keep your jobs, cars, and way of life.
Arizona Roughly 1,300 "asylum seekers" walk into Arizona every day.
Arkansas Arkansas loves the Razorbacks. Leftists want to cancel football because of "toxic masculinity." Or maybe because they hate America and want to ruin our culture. Either way, Arkansas doesn't need some blue-haired prags canceling football.
California A vote for the Democrats is a vote for stepping on needles and human feces. I will never understand how people keep electing crime-loving Marxists. The few remaining Walgreens stores in California are forced to lock up frozen pizzas. The state is no longer a part of civilized society. It's a Marxist sh*thole and a harbinger of what's coming to YOUR town.
Colorado Even the bolshies at the Communist News Network (CNN) had to admit the illegal immigrant crisis is killing Denver.
Connecticut Richard "Da Nang Dick" Blumenthal humiliated himself and his state when he pretended he was a Vietnam vet. Stolen valor should never go unpunished.
Delaware Seriously?
Florida Ron DeSantis saved Florida from being California East.
Georgia Four words: Stacey Abrams, Fani Willis.
Hawaii One word: Maui. Dems are shoveling thousands of dollars at illegal immigrants, up to $10,000 every four weeks, and Maui residents who lost everything get a one-time payment of $700 per FAMILY. If Hawaii elects another Democrat, they get what they vote for.
Idaho Cali commies are invading this beautiful state. Vote Republican or buy shoes that are easily cleaned of human doody. Bonus reason to vote Republican: Ruby Ridge.
Illinois Why let Chicago have all the crime? Watch and see what the state-wide so-called "Safe T Act" does to the entire state.
Indiana Even though Indiana is a red state, a couple lost their son to the commies at Child Protective Services (CPS) because the parents wouldn't let their boy cut off his penis.
Iowa This is one of the states with the fewest illegal immigrants, as well as the crushing costs and crime they bring. They also have a Republican governor. Do the math.
Kansas Kansas GOPers fought back against the dangers of illegal immigration with a bill that would keep "cultural enrichers" from obtaining a legal ID. The Democrat governor saw the writing on the wall and signed it, against the wishes of Kansas libdolts. If not for Republicans, Kansas might have been turned into California.
Kentucky In a move that makes me nauseous, Kentucky decided a transgender person who abused a toddler in a daycare center doesn't have to go to jail. The attacker's bond was actually reduced because the animals wasn't given estrogen while he was in custody. How anyone can vote Democrat again after this is mind-boggling.
Louisiana Louisiana, already listed as the 6th most dangerous state, can't keep police officers on the job, thanks to the Marxist schemes of defunding the police, cashless bail, and just plain ole letting criminals out of the hoosegow. You know, for equity or something. The GOP governor recently declared a state of emergency. Six out of Louisiana's eight most dangerous cities are run by Democrats (one is run by a Republican and the other has no party association).
Maine The state's Dept. of Education is steering gender-confused children to watch "live, gay porn cams." I'm not kidding. Read about it HERE.
Maryland The liberal prags in this state finally rethought their "sanctuary" stance in Montgomery County, but not until nine illegal immigrants were arrested for sex crimes in just under two months.
Massachusetts House Rep. Katherine Clark's transamabob son -- a proud member of Antifa -- attacked a cop. I've yet to see a similar story involving a Republican's trans kid assaulting a police officer. Needless to say, the privileged boy was sentenced to a mere one year of probation. J6 people charged with the same crime have gotten years behind bars.
Michigan Governor "Stretchin" Gretchen Whitmer, who hit her citizens with draconian COVID lockdowns, has invited a Chinese communist company to open a battery factory in the Great Lake State. Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson, a seething commie, decided in October of 2020 that election clerks need not bother checking signatures on mail-in ballots, a move later struck down by a court because it wasn't her call to make, but not until after Biden was installed in the White House.
Minnesota Ilhan Omar. I love my siblings too, but I'd never marry one.
Related: Did Ilhan Omar Marry Her Brother? Secret DNA Test in 'Wild Story' Claims Yes
Mississippi This state is a dangerous place to live, and Mississippi's 2nd district -- the only one of the state's four districts represented by a Democrat -- is the worst. It's ranked #43 out of the 435 districts in the U.S.
Missouri Every mayor of St. Louis has been a Democrat since at least 1953 (I didn't check beyond that). St. Louis is frequently the "murder capital" of the U.S. I hate to be unsympathetic, but you get what you vote for. Reminder: You don't have to vote for this slaughter.
Montana A couple had their 14-year-old daughter taken by the state's commie CPS because they would not let her become a he. Never mind the child having a history of mental illness as well as a craving for attention.
Nebraska This state is full of Christians and has very few trans dudettes, which means there are few groomers trying to give your kids sex toys in school.
#ButtPlugDean of students at an elite Chicago private school FLEES the scene as James O'Keefe of @Project_Veritas questions why dildos and anal plugs were handed out for children to "play" with in the classroom during a lesson on "queer sex."pic.twitter.com/VqSEEaEZXJ
— Mia Cathell (@MiaCathell) December 8, 2022
Nevada This state, under Republican Governor Joe Lombardi, was just ranked #2 for owning a business in the nation.
New Hampshire New Hampshire is considered one of the safest states in which to live. It also has a permitless carry law and is considered very gun-friendly. Coincidence,? Nah.
New Jersey If political skullduggery had a home, it would be New Jersey. Longtime Democrat Senator Bob Menendez was found with cash and gold bars hidden all over his house. Two Democrat city council members were busted for election fraud. Five more hucksters were busted for taking bribes -- two Dems, two Repubs, and an independent backed by the College Democrats of New Jersey. Here are 21 more schemers busted just from New Jersey's Hudson County. To this day, Hudson County voters continue to vote overwhelmingly for Democrats
New Mexico This once beautiful state is now a big giant meth lab. It's also considered the most dangerous state in which to dwell. It also has a Democrat governor.
New York There are hundreds of reasons to stop voting Democrat in New York. One can point out that New York City probably hasn't had a fair election since Tammany Hall. We can also talk about how the former governor, Andrew Cuomo, killed 15,000 elderly people by sending COVID-positive patients back into nursing homes (he was never charged). Or how about Kathy Hochul's little-known COVID camps, where she can send anyone, anytime, for any reason, without a judge's ruling?
SHAM-O-RAMA! Andrew Cuomo was paid $5.1 million to write a book about his "COVID leadership."
North Carolina North Carolina lawmakers decided to override the state's Democrat governor's vetoes over three bills that will now become law and protect kids from trans ghouls who want to slice up kids.
North Dakota A man was sentenced to a mere five years in prison -- actually four after "time served" -- for murdering an 18-year-old he thought was a "Republican extremist." Now more than ever, conservatives need protection from anarchists, even in supposedly read states.
Ohio Gropey Joe Biden waited one year to visit East Palestine, OH, after the town suffered a damaging railroad accident. Trump showed up with supplies almost immediately The region is blood red and needs to stay that way.
Related: Here's What We Saw in East Palestine
Oklahoma A "non-binary" teen in Oklahoma recently passed away. The LGBT Gaystapo ghouls immediately said she was killed after being bullied by bigots. Police say otherwise. The burning desire of the far left to use the girl's tragic death for propaganda points is disgusting.
Oregon Leftists allowed Antifa soy suckers to riot in Portland for over 100 days. In the aftermath, hundreds of businesses have left town. Drugged-out zombies roam the town.
Watch this naked man attack a cyclist while people chow on cheeseburgers.
Only in a Liberal run cesspool like Portland...
— Veterans Taking Back (@VeteranTakeBack) September 13, 2023
A crazy cyclist rides through traffic in Portland, crashes into crazy naked man on sidewalk, and then they fight. pic.twitter.com/pgFh4sqbIl
Pennsylvania The Marxist mayor danced after gaining sanctuary city status. Shortly thereafter a five-year-old girl was raped by an illegal immigrant That's not even counting these people raped and/or killed by illegals.
Rhode Island The Dept. of Homeland Security (DHS) recently funded a statewide K-12 school curriculum that attacks Trump and "right-wing extremism" and ignores any/all of the Democrats' malfeasance.
Did You Know? Since Gropey Joe Biden took office, he has let in over 7 million "asylum seekers," which is more than the populations of 32 states.
South Carolina The state's 2nd Amendment gun rights organizations convinced Republicans to vote for a permitless constitutional carry law. With the Democrats letting criminals out of jail and keeping them out with cashless bail, personal protection has never been more important.
FACT-O-RAMA! As of this writing, U.S. citizens have fired their guns 190 times to defend themselves. This doesn't count brandishing a firearm to chase off an animal looking to hurt someone.
South Dakota In this article about the pros and cons of living in South Dakota, the author claims that one of the "cons" of living here is that the state is the 4th most Republican state in the union. It also cites a lack of "diversity." I neither mind nor seek "diversity" unless you define the word as people who think kids can Ginsu their genitals into a bucket do. In which case, I avoid that sort of "diversity."
Tennessee This is the adopted home of Elvis and the birthplace of Jack Daniels. Do you really want soap-dodging hippies taking over this state? I didn't think so.
Texas Once you get over the near-miss threat of Beta O'Cuck, you'll realize Texas is a firewall against communism. We can't afford to lose Texas' electoral votes or all is lost. Vote like your kids' futures depend on it because that is where we currently are.
Utah Once you get over Mitt Romney's RINO antics, Utah is a blood-red state, mostly. A recent article claims Utah is leaning left. What a tragedy it would be if Cali commies spread like cancer to this beautiful state.
Vermont This state confuses me. It's full of hippies who carry guns and yet somehow vote for Comrade Bernie Sanders. This state needs a shot of patriotism to chase the pinkos into Massachusetts, where they belong.
Virginia This state is as purple as they come. Governor Youngkin is a Republican, but the legislature is as blue as your toilet water. We need to take this state once and for all.
Washington
18th jackson street seattle wa a car catches on fire meanwhile a man is urinating on the sidewalk with his pants down 😂 pic.twitter.com/aqlhbPzTgZ
— A Pimp Named Slickback (@DjBig206) September 23, 2022
West Virginia West Virginia is the new Pennsylvania. If I relocate to a red state -- and I may soon -- this is my next and last stop. This may be the easternmost red state in the U.S. We can't afford to lose it.
Wisconsin Wisconsin is the untold ground zero of election fraud. Numerous nursing homes stole ballots from dementia-ridden patients and voted in their name. The Wisconsin Election Committee agreed -- on a recorded Zoom call -- to commit a felony regarding the 2020 election. And yet the commies have set their sights on Trump and his followers.
Wyoming Wyoming is one of the most beautiful states in the Union. What a shame it would be to lose it to RINO lizard people like Liz Cheney. Every state is one election away from turning into California. Let's not let that happen.
Bam! You've just read at least one solid reason for every state to vote Republican.
Look at it this way: If you like steak, liberties, and your kids keeping their genitals, vote Republican.
If you prefer cricket smoothies and watching the state scoop up your confused teenager, pull the lever for the commies. You get what you vote for. Even more important, your kids will inherit the government you vote for in November. Choose wisely.
