It's amazing what one stolen election and three years of Gropey Joe Biden in the White House can make.
Eating is more expensive. Let's talk about my new word, steakflation. And gas is up 46% from the day Trump left office.
Our replacements — yes, I said replacements — are pouring over the southern border at record numbers.
FACT-O-RAMA! Elder Americans — including veterans — are being booted from nursing homes and hotels and being replaced by illegal immigrants. NYC Mayor Eric Adams is laying people off to cover the skyrocketing costs of being a sanctuary city. Women are being replaced by men with mental illness. Other Americans are being replaced in the workplace, and soon to be in the voting booth.
The Marxists in the Democrat Party have sacked our biggest cities and purposely turned them into churning crime zones.
PINKO-RAMA! Seattle's Marxy Mayor Jenny Durkan actually allowed anarchists to take over a piece of her city. The City Council provided porta-potties and urged the animals to continue their violent takeover. Women were sexually assaulted. Leftists, who pretend to abhor firearms, openly carried semi-automatic rifles to terrorize people. Four people were shot, including two teens who were murdered.
Despite the crime, inflation, southern border invasion, and violent Marxist groups like Antifa terrorizing the nation with near impunity, your lavender-haired, demigender, LGBTDOJ friends will argue we are better off, now that President Mean Tweets has not only been banned from the ranch (for now) but is being persecuted in a Bolshie-like attempt to keep him from winning in 2024 and, most importantly, starting to save our great nation from the globalist commies who seek to enslave us.
The damage inflicted by the uniparty traitors in Washington, D.C., can no longer be ignored. They used meaningless COVID lockdowns to test Americans and see how much tyranny we would accept. Sadly, people you and I know obeisantly lined up to bend their knees, raise their sleeves, and get a baker's dozen of clot shots for themselves, and, appallingly, for their kids.
MEDICAL-INDUSTRIAL-COMPLEX-O-RAMA! Severe COVID infections were found to affect a mere 0.2% of healthy kids, yet commercials still air today that call on parents to jab their kids again and again.
Then there is the loss of liberties. Catholics can't go to church without risking ending up on a federal watch list (remember, commies hate Christians). Your cellphone data could be ratting you out to men with guns who don't like you because you wear a MAGA hat, and they don't necessarily need a warrant to follow your moves. Your future "carbon passport" will determine how far you can travel. New York Governor Comrade Kathy Hochul can throw you into a COVID camp any time she feels like it, for as long as she deems necessary, even if you aren't sick. Stalin couldn't be prouder.
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Even Helen Keller smoking crack and swigging a White Claw in a sensory deprivation tank with Hunter Biden could see that life, in every aspect, was far better under the leadership of President Trump.
Naked Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking 'crack', drinking hard seltzer, and fondling himself while floating inside a sensory deprivation tank - one month after convincing dad Joe to wire him $20,000 for his detox program#hunter #biden #hunterbidenhttps://t.co/eoxFUrB6FY
— Linda Marie Lovison (@lilo623) December 13, 2023
I don't want to sound like Chicken Little but yes, the sky is falling.
The 2024 election isn't just about who will occupy the White House for the next four years. It's about our liberties, quality of life, our steaks, and the future of our kids. And don't get me started on the global rise of antisemitism or the mad stacks the Chinese make while killing 80,000 Americans a year with their fentanyl.
The truth is that life was better for the leftards under Trump, too, but as KGB defector Yuri Bezmenov explained, the globalist toilet people looking to round us up — and rob us of our ribeyes — have executed the old Soviet plan to demoralize our nation. And once that is achieved, it can't be undone.
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Every American, even your jackpudding neighbor wearing three masks and a "Ridin' with Biden" shirt as he tears down posters of missing Israeli kids, prospered under the Trump presidency, though he's clearly too much of a demoralized stooge to realize it. He will — according to Bezmenov — only understand the depths of his compliant dumbassery when a "military boot crushes his b***s."
Due to my love of liberty, prosperity, steak tidbits, and a lack of commie jackboots in my privates, I will be voting for Trump. I will continue to wear my MAGA hat to inspire others to jump on Trump Train 2024 as well. I shall fly my Trump flag from my car. I urge you to do the same.
SHAMELESS PLUG-O-RAMA! I will, with unrepining alacrity, mock the pinkos every Mon-Fri from 10-11 a.m. EST on the nation's favorite obnoxiously American, delightfully anti-Mao Mao radio program, The Kevin Downey, Jr. Show at LINEWSRADIO.com.
Remember, there is much to lose if we sit back and let outhouse people like Klaus Scwab decide where we travel, what we eat, and where we live.
Special message to Mein Klaus: if you want my baby-back ribs, you'll have to pull them out of my cold, dead, deliciously apple-cherry-habanero-sauced fingers. Come at me, bruh!
We the People need to vote like the American dream depends on it — because, this time, it does.
Enough flag-waving. If you're reading this, chances are you're already planning to vote for Trump over Biden. The real dilemma is getting your "normie" friends into the fight. The 2024 election may be our last chance to vote, so we need to go all honey badger for Trump. I mean that peacefully, of course, but I have to throw that reminder in lest I watch the election from one of Hochul's COVID camps.
Let's have some fun. We all know commies are soul-sucking stains who can't laugh. Check out my funny friends at "Jokes and a Point." They prove what we already know: lefties aren't nearly as funny as real Americans. This video is one of their best yet.
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