Trevor Noah to Hillary Clinton: 'How Did You Kill Jeffrey Epstein?'

Hillary Clinton couldn’t convince America to elect her president, despite all the heartwarming moments we’d shared with her and all the concrete legislative and policy achievements she’d consistently delivered for over a quarter of a century. It was her turn in 2016, yet all the deplorables let her down. But in losing an election, Hillary gained a family. Wherever she goes, whatever she’s trying to sell us this time, she’s buoyed and comforted by fawning liberals who just can’t seem to grasp that they made an enormous mistake and the cost of it was President Trump.


And so it was yesterday, when she and Chelsea went on The Daily Show to plug their latest book that some people will buy and few will ever read. Host Trevor Noah came up with an interesting way to flatter Hillary and maintain his own standing as a good lib:

Trevor Noah: We’re joined by Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton and Chelsea Clinton, who co-wrote The Book of Gutsy Women. Hillary, I have to ask you a question that is been (sic) plaguing me for a while: How did you kill Jeffrey Epstein? [Hillary laughs nervously] Because you’re not in power, but you have all the power. I really need to understand how you do what you do. Because you seem to be behind everything nefarious, and yet you do not use it to become president. What is the game plan?

Hillary Clinton: Well, Trevor…

TN: But honestly, though, what does it feel like being the Boogeyman of the right?


HC: Well, it’s a constant surprise to me because the things they say — and now, of course, it’s on steroids with being online — are so ridiculous beyond any imagination that I could have. And yet they are so persistent in putting forth these crazy ideas and theories. Honestly, I don’t know what I ever did to get them so upset.

Uh… I’m not hearing a denial!

But seriously, folks. Speaking as a cuck RINO traitor who probably wanted Hillary to win, I’m glad that at least Hillary didn’t win. Say what you want about Trump, and I’ve said plenty, but he’s not this boring. Noah gave Clinton a perfect opportunity to say something funny or interesting or in any way notable, and she just doesn’t have it in her.

It makes Dems feel better to imagine that the right is the only side with any crazy conspiracy theories, but I seem to recall a First Lady of the United States going on national TV and complaining about a literal “vast right-wing conspiracy” against her and her husband. What were their names again? I forget.


Hillary wasn’t the savior of the Democratic Party, but now she’s something even better: a martyr. She gets all the adulation and then some, but with none of the responsibility. Nice work, if you can ride your philandering husband’s coat-tails long enough.

And yes: Jeffrey Epstein definitely, absolutely killed himself. Everybody believes it!



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