It's Official: Barack Emo Obama Disappointed By Entire World

Forget John Kerry's 2004 insinuation that America has failed "the global test." The entire world has failed the Obama test. Everyone. Probably beings on other planets, too, given the media's now-hilarious "President Spock" claims as the honeymoon was wearing off the hopenchange era to explain away his prickly, aloof nature.

As Moe Lane writes, "Like all people who are… perhaps not up for the job… Barack Obama rigorously maintains a firm distinction between ‘I’ and ‘we.’ When good things happen, it’s ‘i;’ when bad things do, it’s ‘we.’ Pretty straightforward, really."