— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 6, 2015
The Times, which over the years has railed against air conditioning, refrigeration, toilet paper, consumerism, brunch, the automobile, and the entire Midwest should be pretty thrilled about an increasing amount of American acreage returning to their feral state, right?
Besides, less malls means more room for golf courses, right?
Update: Forget malls. “Why do liberals hate highways?”
It’s a safe bet that the further to the left a city or state is, the more it punishes motorists. (See also: Manhattan, Seattle, California, etc.)