Ed Driscoll

Today, We Are All Philadelphia Eagles Fans


“Be prepared to love the Eagles’ Evan Mathis, even if you hate the Eagles,” Mary Katharine Ham writes.

I love Mashable.com’s self-lobotomized description of Mathis’ stunt:

Just what precisely Mathis is so pissed off about — other than just like, taxes in general, man — isn’t quite clear.

Yes, what on earth would cause him to do that?

Mashable adds, “But one thing is obvious: He’s not exactly having guilt pangs over the stunt.”

Presumably, the Eagles’ Obama-supporting owner will remind him of the futility of individual expression in a corporatist world.