Ed Driscoll

'The Department Of Homeland Security Stole My Boat Today'

Read the whole thing, and then the follow up post, “The Department of Homeland Security is now bitching at me on my blog.”

Presumably — not that he ever would be, of course — if Jay Carney or another Oba-flack is asked about this, the press conference would resemble something along these lines.

(Via SDA.)