Ed Driscoll

Krakatoa, East of Java

“CNN anchor Deb Feyerick asked Saturday afternoon if an approaching asteroid, which will pass by Earth on February 15, ‘is an example of, perhaps, global warming?'”

Top scientists and former CNN anchors report that if the asteroid does strike the earth, it will be somewhere in the vicinity of Hawaii:


(Botched joke defense in 3…2…1…?)