“For years we’ve wondered what dark secrets might lurk in The One’s shadowy past. I knew we’d find out one day and I knew it’d be bad, but I never imagined quite how bad,” Allahpundit writes at Hot Air. “Apparently, we elected Pauly Shore.”
Read the whole thing — and then do not miss this post at Buzzfeed, “A User’s Guide To Smoking Pot With Barack Obama.”
Related: Commentary’s Alana Goodman on Conor Friedersdorf, palace guard concern troll. (See also: Frum, David.)
More: Scroll down the Buzzfeed item for this tidbit, spotted by Matt Drudge:
In another section of the [senior] yearbook, students were given a block of space to express thanks and define their high school experience. … Nestled below [Obama’s] photographs was one odd line of gratitude: “Thanks Tut, Gramps, Choom Gang, and Ray for all the good times.” … A hippie drug-dealer made his acknowledgments; his own mother did not.
Classy. And Jim Treacher adds:
Why did Obama put his dog on the roof of the car? So it wouldn’t get stoned.
Speaking only for myself, I’m fine with having a president who used to get blazed out of his mind. It’s just funny that the same people who are scrambling to defend him were, shall we say, somewhat less accepting of Bush’s youthful indiscretions.
As Treacher writes, “Question: What’s the sound of David Axelrod’s weekend getting ruined? Answer: Choom.”