Ron Vibbentrop Could Not Be Reached for Comment
Landlady: Come on in, Mr and Mrs Johnson and meet Mr and Mrs Phillips.
Mr Phillips: Good afternoon.
Johnson: Good afternoon.
Landlady: It's their third time here; we can't keep you away, can we? And over there is Mr Hilter.
(In the corner are three German generals in full Nazi uniform, poring over a map.)
Hilter: Ach. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon.
Landlady: Oho, planning a little excursion, eh, Mr Hilter?
Hilter: Ja, ja, ve haff a little... (to Bimmler) was ist Abweise bewegen?
Hilter: Ah yes, ve make a little hike for Bideford.
Johnson: Ah yes. Well, you'll want the A39. Oh, no, you've got the wrong map there. This is Stalingrad. You want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.
(Via Kathy Shaidle, who writes, "There really IS a Python sketch for everything…")
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