German Greens Probe Deep Inside Plastic Pocket Rockets

Or perhaps its vice versa. In any case, Der Spiegel spots Germany’s Green Party focusing on solving the important issues of the day:

Germany’s Green Party is worried about the health risks of sex toys. Dildos and vibrators contain dangerously high levels of phthalates and other plasticizers, which can cause infertility and hormone imbalances, they claim. Now the party wants the government to take action to protect the 20 percent of Germans who use sex toys.

If Germany’s Green Party is anything like Australia’s, it’s understandable why this would be a key issue for them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH_MBwQhGgA

Related: Annie Sprinkle does the New York Times.