Ed Driscoll

Breaking: Pundit Full-Employment Act Fails To Pass

“Rep. Sander Levin (D-Mich.) will take the chairmanship of the Ways and Means Committee and Rep. Pete Stark (D-Calif.) will step aside, Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) told the Democratic Caucus on Thursday morning, sources in attendance said.”

As Ed Morrissey asks, “Gee — was it something we said?”

In an even shorter-lived story, Radar magazine briefly had Chief Justice John Roberts retiring from the Supreme Court — until he wasn’t.

Related: Somewhere, An Alpaca Weeps.