Cry Havoc, And Let Slip The Alpacas Of Retraction!

Retracto, the Breitbart correction mascot pays a call on Roger Ebert for this quote:

To update my earlier post on the topic, it turns out that the former Russ Meyer protege did indeed know exactly what the phrase means. (Not sure why Ebert is demonstrating a latent comstockian prudery regarding the phrase now though. Maybe he’ll explore that in depth with Retracto.)

Update: Even we’re not immune to the long reach of Retracto! His assistant emails in to inform us, “Retracto is not a mascot.  He’s a Senior Fellow.”

The staff and management of Ed Driscoll.com and Pajamas Media.com regret the error.

If not the sweater.