Ed Driscoll

Now There's A Fine Role Model For Young Girls

Yet another dispatch from the “Return of the Primitive” files: Mattel’s ‘Chav Barbie” comes complete with tattoos “to mimic high-profile celebrities like Amy Winehouse“, England’s Daily Mail reports.

Can Keith Richards Ken be far behind?

(H/T: Tammy Bruce, who asks, “Will she come with a crack pipe? Which, of course, would finally explain that insanely tiny waist.”)