Ed Driscoll

Reality...What A Concept

Marvel Comics and Mark Steyn’s America Alone thesis on demographic decline team up for all of the two-fisted, one-handed imaginary action you can handle!

A Japanese man has enlisted hundreds of people in a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters, saying he feels more at ease in the “two-dimensional world”.

Comic books are immensely popular in Japan, with some fictional characters becoming celebrities or even sex symbols.

Marriage is meanwhile on the decline as many young Japanese find it difficult to find life partners.

Taichi Takashita launched an online petition aiming for one million signatures to present to the government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters.

Within a week he has gathered more than 1000 signatures through.

“I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world,” he wrote.

“However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?”

Sounds like somebody’s due for a nice long rest in Arkham Asylum.

Besides–there’s a larger marital issue which clearly Mr. Takashita hasn’t considered. Since it’s reasonable to assume that the most popular female cartoon characters would have thousands–nay, millions of male suitors, why, that’s bigamy!