Advantage: Gutfeld!

Only a true satiric master can beat the nigh-impossible odds that Muggeridge’s Law imposes, especially when one of the participants is the nutty grandparent in cable television’s attic. (Alongside Dan Rather, Walter Cronkite, Helen Thomas, Phil Donahue, and…hmmm: Whom The Gods Destroy, they first build lionizing PBS specials around.)

Add nutty Ted’s latest mutterings to this one from a quarter of century ago, and it’s yet another example of the Not So Final Countdown.

(Which is still probably better than this Final Countdown!)