Ed Driscoll

There Are Eight Million Stories In The Naked City

Here are two of them (or four, depending upon how you do the math):

  • “Who knew it was legal for a woman to walk around with her breasts exposed in New York? Well, one woman did–and a cop didn’t–and now she has forced the city to fork over a $29,000 legal settlement for illegally busting her when she law fully bared her bosom and went for a stroll two years ago.”
  • “On July 1, the Toto Washlet company will unveil a giant two-story billboard wrapped around three sides of a Times Square building. And on that billboard will be giant two-storied rears, smiling down on the city.”
  • In contrast to Rudy Giuliani, who managed to clean up the porno-infested Times Square, Mayor Mike’s Manhattan manages to have things uncovered from top to bottom.