Ed Driscoll

Lee Ermey Won't Like This News

Wow–this is just bizarre: Austin, Texas 7th grader “suspended because his hair is too short“.

This sort of thing makes me feel so old: Why, sonny, I can remember the good ol’ days back when schools were concerned about boys with long hair–long like Paul McCartney’s, dagnamit!–not crew cuts.

(Via the always well-coiffed InstaPundit.)