“Prominent environmental groups today declared April 1 a ‘National Day of Mourning’ for the loss of another species to global climate change. Researchers today confirmed that there are no surviving members either in the wild or in captivity of the genus Homo Erectus Hirsutus, also known as the Pacific Bigfoot”.
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