A Long Time Ago, In A Mailbox Far, Far Away

General Kenobi: I have placed information vital to the refinancing of your 30 year adjustable mortgage into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father in Paramus will know how to retrieve it.

Or is that the Post Office is taking Jonathan Last’s beneficent Empire contrarianisms just a bit too seriously? In any event, it’s a reminder of something else Jonathan wrote on the topic: what an utter failure the recent trilogy has been to develop characters anywhere near as iconic as the original movies.