What Exactly Are The Commercial Possibilities Of Ovine Aviation?

As always, life imitates Monty Python–and even Mark Steyn isn’t immune. The Pythons once began a sketch by having Michael Palin read the news…with a twist:

Good evening. Here is the News for parrots. No parrots were involved in an accident on the M1 today, when a lorry carrying high octane fuel was in collision with a bollard … that is a bollard and not a parrot. A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved. The Minister of Technology (photo of minister with parrot on his shoulder) today met the three Russian leaders (cut to photograph of Brahnev, Podgomy and Kosygin all in a group and each with a parrot on his shoulder) to discuss a