Redneck Hurricane

In a feat of investigative reporting that made Woodward and Bernstein green with envy, Michael Graham, the author of Redneck Nation, blows the lid off of what was previously one the most closely held secrets of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (or maybe that should be Vast Right Wind Conspiracy…):

Hurricane Katrina was a racist.

“Katy,” as we called her in the labs of Halliburton, Inc., was unleashed by the Bush Administration and its evil minions in the oil industry using a super-secret, high-tech weather machine originally developed in the labs of Nazi Germany and passed down through the Skull and Bones Society at Yale. Just ask John Kerry