An Ivins Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand!

Power Line has an amusing post contrasting the two worlds of Molly Ivins.

She has a column this week where she tut-tuts President Bush for stating that Social Security could go broke by 2019 and that “the crisis is now”.

I guess that’s because for Ivans, the crisis was back in September:

As we march bravely toward oceans of red ink (leaving behind no problem for future presidents or future generations), we also face a looming crisis in Social Security.

Frankly, we owe it to ourselves to discover which opinion is correct. Because if Everything’s Fine Ivins walks through this door, she will kill Crisis Ivins. An Ivins divided against itself cannot stand!