Ed Driscoll

Censored--By The FAA!

Private pilot (and superstar actor) Morgan Freeman has been grounded by the FAA for breaking altitude rules while preparing to land at Teterboro Airport in New Jersey.

This is a classic: Freeman says, “I’m being censored by the FAA and they’re going to ground me”.

‘I’m being censored”–that phrase has to be on the tip of every actor in Hollywood: I bet Freeman would have uttered it if he had been pulled over by a trooper on the New Jersey Turnpike for speeding.