STOP THE SUBWOOFERS! (My wife, who never ceases to embarrass me, has asked that I print this on my weblog. This is her pet cause du jour…)
Dear Concerned and Responsible members of the Blogosphere,
I am calling on you to use the power of the Blogosphere, such as it may be, to start a totally inaccurate, completely unsubstantiated, and just plain made up out of thin air, rumor.
Why, you may ask, am I asking responsible people to do this? Well, it is for a good cause. And if you hear me out, I think you