The Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man

T. M. frickin’ I.:

“When Jagger splashed some of his drinking water into the crowd, I got drenched — and then like any true fan, wiped the water all over my head, licked my lips to get some into my mouth. (This morning I feel like I’ve got some of Jagger’s DNA in my system.)”

— Randall Roberts, the Los Angeles Times’ pop music critic, yesterday.