Or with his latest Blockbuster Report (on HDNet, where Dan and his mom will likely be the only viewers), is Captain Dan channeling his inner Captain Queeg?
“Ahh, but the butterfly ballot, that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the ballot box DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled the Evening News out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow candidates… ”
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(Whom Gods Destroy, they first make into unknowing Nixon parodies.)
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