Taking One For The Team

Jim Geraghty watches Syriana so you don’t have to. Here’s one of the many things he learned about the Middle East from the movie:

Hezbollah is an honorable neighborhood watch program that intervenes when the local thugs are torturing an American. Kind of like Spider-man with a turban.

Uh-huh.

Read the rest, unless “you still plan on see it and want to try to understand the Byzantine plot and ADD pacing on your own pace”.