Is Governor Romney an Edsel?

Even though the Edsel had a two-tone paint job, lots of chrome and an unfortunate distraction in front, rather like the Republican Party we know and love,  the Edsel in no manner resembles either the Republican party of today or its favored candidate; perish any such heretical conservative thoughts lest you be deemed a Tea Party Terrorist.  Governor Romney, like the Edsel, has been chosen by our betters and must be respected as the leader of the Republican Party and as our next President.  Here’s why.