#9. SpongeBob Square Pants: Sponge Out of Water
It’s SpongeBob. He wears square pants. This time, he’s coming out of the water.
Have fun kids. Daddy will be next door watching Ted 2.
#8. Kingsman: The Secret Service
An impressive cast may not be enough to counter-balance the odd premise. It’s that other secret service you’ve never heard of, because it’s British and such.
Another movie based on a ride from Disney, this could be good. Could also be bad. It’s hard to deal from the sparse details and images released so far.
You wanna go?
#6. Pitch Perfect 2
The first entry in this series proved surprisingly entertaining and well-crafted. With much of the same team on board for the second, this may be a safe bet.
The sequel to the poor man’s Hunger Games appears to be the poor man’s Matrix. Having sat through the first entry in The Diverent Series, I still have no idea what’s happening in this trailer or what it has to do with the events that came before.
#4. Furious 7
Who needs a skyway when you can just launch from one skyscraper to another in a high-performance sports car? Nobody. That’s who.
#3. Ted 2
I recall a similar story involving the android Data on a couple different episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. But I don’t recall any sight gags involving sperm donations. So, Ted 2 has that going for it.
#2. Fifty Shades of Grey
For every shade of grey, the popularity of this sadomasochistic fantasy sets the cause of feminism back a year. By making tens of millions at box office, it will offer some interesting suggestions as to what women really want.
#1. Jurassic World
Chris Pratt as a raptor whisperer? Shut up and take my money. Forget those other two films a few years back. This is the real Jurassic sequel.