The Newest, Predicted, Federal, Needless Gun-Grab—Like New York
—apologies to Frank Loesser and “The Oldest Established Permanent Floating Crap Game in New York”
Obama: Let’s let no crisis go to waste;
I want this so bad I can taste—
Jarrett: We could try to put over the ruse
Guns should only be for hunting use…
Carney: I like working by executive fiat,
But we still have to disguise our intent,
We can’t just declare out flat
Jarrett: We’ll nullify the Second Amendment!
All: So let’s ram some legislation through
And some executive orders, too…
Carney & Jarrett: Let’s get good old reliable Biden!
Yes, Joe Biden, Vice-President!
When the President needs words, and he cannot wait
Rather than write things himself, he’ll just delegate
Hand off to old reliable Biden
Who will give him points he can talk
For the newest, predicted, federal, needless
Gun-grab—like New York!
All: There are legal gun owners everywhere, everywhere
There are legal gun owners everywhere.
And we cannot impede ’em
Unless we stampede the voters who are unaware
Obama: If I only could get myself a free hand
All the gun-racks would be bare!
All: We’ll use good old reliable Biden!
Yes, Joe Biden, Vice-President!
It’s not that Obama wants gun rights to end
He’s just following what Biden recommends
Yes, with cover provided by Biden
It’s less likely Congress will balk
At the newest, predicted, federal, needless
Gun-grab—like New York!
How’ll we restrict all the guns?
Obama: Gotta get the guns
Off of everyone…
All: It’s the newest, predicted, federal, needless
Gun-grab—like New York!
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