Riddle: What Do You Call Someone Who Can't Remember Birthdays?

Answer: President of the United States.

He messed up his own birthday in this video.

And he messed up his daughter Malia’s birthday a few days ago.

Big deal? Not really. But if he were Sarah Palin, being a serial birthday messer-upper would be hailed as evidence of incredible stupidity, evil and hypocrisy. And racism.