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Democrat Karen running for an Arizona Congress seat pulls an audacious Juicy Smollett rabbit out of the hat just weeks before the election
Buckle up, folks: this totally-real-and-not-at-all-fabricated rape story is a real barn-burner.
A Democrat Karen running for Congress in Arizona, Bernadette “Lady Juicy” Greene-Placentia, who may or may not be on copious amounts of psychotropic drugs and high on the noxious fumes of the Cornell 7 rape hoax, perhaps sensing her moment, has come forward with a devastating rape tale of her own.
She has no idea who the assailants were or where the alleged rape even happened — which occurred at 2 a.m. while she was fixing campaign signs, which is totally plausible — but she definitely remembers that they called her a “Democratic b***h” while they raped her on the concrete.
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She didn’t report this brutal attack by LiTeRaL fAsCiStS to the cops until weeks later, as all of these totally legitimate rape victims so often do, and didn’t take it to the press until last week — which conveniently coincides with the #MeToo Round Two hysteria ginned up by another fully real rape victim, Jane Doe AKA Lucy Craig, as well as just a couple of weeks before her election.
Via Washington Post (emphasis added):
An Arizona congressional candidate said Thursday she was sexually assaulted while fixing campaign signs in her district in August.
Bernadette Greene-Placentia, the Democratic nominee in Arizona’s 8th Congressional District, says she was fixing the signs in Sun City, Arizona, early on Aug. 14 when two men attacked her from behind and sexually assaulted her in a parking lot…
Greene-Placentia first recounted her experience in a story published by the Phoenix New Times on Wednesday. Her disclosure follows reports of an alleged gang rape at Cornell University, the details of which have spurred conversations about how sexual assault cases are handled.
NEW: Arizona congressional candidate claims she was r*ped by two men while fixing campaign signs at 2 am, says she thinks the men called her a "democratic b*tch." Bernadette Greene-Placentia, a Democrat who is challenging Republican Abe Hamadeh, claims she was r*ped next to her car. Greene-Placentia, 52, says she was outside fixing campaign signs along a road at 2 am in the Phoenix area when she was allegedly hit on the back of the head. She says she didn't hear anyone approaching her and had little memory of being attacked. The Democrat claims she regained consciousness to find one man s*xually assaulting her and another fighting her. "You’re right, she’s not worth it," she claims one of the men said before they left. Greene-Placentia says she drove home after the attack but doesn't remember the drive. She did *not* undergo a s*xual assault forensic examination. The incident allegedly happened on August 14, but the Democrat didn't report the alleged assault to police until August 31. She says she told her husband about the alleged assault about three days after it allegedly happened because she was "embarrassed" that she "couldn't defend herself." Greene-Placentia claims she had bruises on her back and arms. She told police that she didn’t take any photos of the bruises or the "lump" on her head. She says the injuries were still visible when she reported the alleged assault to police, but no photos were taken. The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office says the investigation is ongoing. Hard to believe.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) October 9, 2026
Since sharing her story, Bernadette has received an extraordinary outpouring of love, compassion, and support from people across the country and around the world. We are deeply grateful to everyone who has reached out. Bernadette chose to speak publicly about the sexual assault she survived because too many survivors carry their experiences in silence. Her message to them remains clear: You are seen. You are heard. You are not alone. Your kindness and solidarity have meant more than words can express. As Bernadette said, “What happened will not silence me.” Please read her full statement below. #BernadetteForCongress #AZ08 #TruckerTough
— Bernadette for Congress (@bernadetteaz08) October 8, 2026
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Harrowing stuff.
Juicy Smollett, who knows what it’s like to be assaulted in the dead of night by MAGA terrorists with no corroborating evidence whatsoever, stands in solidarity with Bernadette.
What strikes me always and forever about these stories is how poor the (almost certainly fabricated) dialogue is. Never in the history of the world has a rapist whispered “Democratic b***h” in the ear of his victim — if not because he’s not thinking about politics at that moment, then because it’s such an awkward and unnatural phrase. It simply doesn’t roll off the tongue.
This woman, as an amateur fabulist, might be forgiven for such a faux pas; however, a seasoned Hollywood veteran like Juicy ought to have known better when he claimed his assailants yelled “This is MAGA country!” while they tied a noose around his neck in sub-zero temperatures in the dead of night in downtown Chicago.
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Sad!
As I always advise my fake rape victim clients in my PR consulting side hustle, this is the exact kind of scenario that calls for a script editor.
Yes, you’re incurring a little more overhead by hiring an editor. However, if you put out a quality product, on the back end you’re potentially looking at newfound celebrity, millions of dollars in civil lawsuits, and a new career as a Democrat “survivor” Congresswoman from the great state of Arizona.
In the business, we call that “high ROI.”
