Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — progressively defined to include the legacy kind and the transgender variety — from the Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
‘In sickness and in health’
Obviously, women divorcing their husbands because they get all hot and bothered by their Latinx Pilates instructor, whom they decide over wine with their friends is their soulmate, or because he didn’t put his socks in the hamper or whatever, is totally kosher and understandable.
Commendable, even — an act of liberation.
What is not kosher, however, according to Sarah Haines of The View, is a man calling off a marriage after his wife brutally murders his three children, gets herself committed to a mental institution for the foreseeable future until some Democrat governor eventually commutes her sentence as reparations for systemic misogyny or whatever, and turns his entire life into a hellish soap opera for the media to feed on for three years in which he somehow becomes the villain.
“In sickness and in health!” you guys.
“How did the marital love end so quickly…in sickness and in health.”
— Natalie Jean Beisner (@NJBeisner) September 22, 2026
Sarah Haines of The View gripes that Patrick Clancy isn’t still married to Lindsay Clancy, the woman who murdered his kids. pic.twitter.com/cwTusxO4VI
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Lindsay supporter also wanted to kill her kids, but didn’t because of ‘who her husband is’
As her husband looks on like a hostage to his wife’s fifteen minutes of fame, a woman obviously high on the opportunity to speak with Her Excellency, Top DEI Matriarch Oprah, relays her story of postpartum psychosis and how she also wanted to murder her children but didn’t because of “who her husband is”:
Right before I was hospitalized [with postpartum psychosis] what actually made me become hospitalized is the night before I was up all night and I was sitting in one of my sons’ empty bedrooms because they’d woken up and come to my room. And I was looking around and I was seeing their toys and their toys had all just turned to weapons for me. And I saw this movie play out, this intrusive thought in my mind of strangling my son and me jumping out the second-story window. And when I saw that play out in real life [with Lindsay Clancy] I looked at my husband and I said ‘this is a lady who had the exact same intrusive thoughts as me’ and the reason my story ended differently [extreme upward Valley Girl vocal inflection] was because who my husband is.
Oprah:
— MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) September 10, 2026
You have a lot of courage.
Woman:
Before I was hospitalized— I sat in my son’s bedroom and I saw all of their toys as weapons. I played out in my mind me strangling my son.
And when I saw that play out in real life with Lindsay Clancy, I said this is a lady who had the… https://t.co/hj2Mwcj2l7 pic.twitter.com/Fk6UJPGwyK
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Lindsay Clancy, by definition, as a woman under the boot of The Patriarchy™, cannot be held responsible for killing her children; it’s her husband’s fault for some unmentioned reason.
The difference between a woman murdering her own children and not is a man who chooses to act right.
Which, once again, proves that feminists only subscribe to the theory that women have agency when having agency is to their advantage; when they climb the social ladder to break the glass ceiling in a stunning pantsuit in a brave and stunning display of female tenacity, that was on account of their excellency; when they murder their own children, they knew not what they did, and their husband should have been there to stop them.
Weird how that works.
Good-faith life advice for Patrick Clancy’s new bride from a Lindsay Karen
News broke recently that Patrick Clancy’s new bride, Rachel Danis, is expecting the couple’s first child.
This drove the Lindsay Karens absolutely up a wall, obviously, as they believe Patrick Clancy should get the electric chair for some unspecified crime he committed against Lindsay Clancy in service of The Patriarchy™.
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Here’s a particularly soulless one (they’re all soulless, to be fair) with a Somali-shaped triangle head, probably a public school teacher, recording in what appears to be a public toilet for some reason, explaining that Danis, a woman she knows nothing about aside from the sparse public reporting, looks like someone who “spends a lot of time crying in the shower, regretting all of her life decisions” and encouraging her to leave Patrick because he poses a danger to her unborn child.
They go from saying Rachel was in on it with Patrick Clancy to now saying she better be careful around him with her new baby. The narrative changes as they learn more and it’s dangerous. See how she talks? Like she knows Rachel personally. It’s creepy. pic.twitter.com/6kOxCeikao
— Luka (@LukaLev) September 21, 2026
