Archiving the “strange death of Europe,” as Douglas Murray put it, and the West more broadly, at the hands of the neoliberal technocracy.
Feral migrant destroys centuries-old wall in rural UK
We need to get the migrants out into the British countryside, they said.
The migrants are scared to go to the countryside because they don’t know how to dress properly, and remedying this is a pressing national priority, they said.
UK National Trust Director-General Hilary McGrady: Migrants don't know how to dress for outdoor excursions to English countryside pic.twitter.com/m8AHlRGMAa
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) March 26, 2026
It'll be a great time for all once the migrants are unleashed on the Shire, they said.
They’ll culturally enrich it, they said.
Cultural enrichment Exhibit A:
In Lower Darwen in Northern England, Paul Walker happened across a local engineer doing some work on a centuries-old stone wall.
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By “doing work,” we mean, of course, that he was busting a hole in it, ostensibly because he wanted to get to the other side and couldn’t be bothered to walk around it or even just to climb over the top.
Migrant on the loose in the English countryside smashes a hole in ancient stone wall pic.twitter.com/w6VNSSiVVH
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) April 27, 2026
Meanwhile, the new national government strategy, on which it has not consulted local governments, in the aftermath of growing public upset over “migrant hotels” housing large concentrations of migrants in major urban areas, appears to be to disperse them across the countryside, inserting them into rural areas.
Locals only became aware of the new policy, reportedly, when an Afghan migrant started in on the primary schoolgirls.
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Via The Daily Mail (emphasis added):
The village of Laleham in Surrey is pretty much as quintessentially sleepy old England as you can still find.
So locals whose children attend the Church of England primary here were surprised in recent weeks to find a young Afghan man repeatedly loitering outside, approaching female pupils – and becoming aggressive when spoken to.
According to one group of parents, he spat at them, and seemed to suggest that paying to be smuggled into Britain by dinghy gave him free rein. ‘I’m allowed to stand where I want – I paid £3,000 to be here,’ is what locals say he told them.
Calls to the police followed, and after the asylum seeker ignored warnings, he was last week arrested and detained under the Mental Health Act.
Only then did it emerge that the Afghan, in his 20s, had last month been placed in a 1920s semi along with five other migrants, at the behest of the Home Office.
The house had been purchased by north London businessman Joshua Grunt, 48, in October for £500,000, who immediately let it out via an agent to house migrants.
However, the local authority, Spelthorne Borough Council, insists it had neither been informed nor consulted over the arrival of any migrants, saying: ‘The Council has written to the Home Office asking for an explanation and an assurance that this will not happen again.’…
Although ‘dispersal’ is Labour Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood’s policy to quell growing disquiet about the concentration of young men in a few hundred migrant hotels, the new measures are instead likely to atomise the issue, spreading public concern to thousands of flashpoints around the country.
Last week, the Home Office boasted it had emptied 11 out of around 200 migrant hotels.
