Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
Posh anti-ICE Karen warns her migrant landscapers not to come to work
A day in the life of an upper-middle-class Karen in America’s Golden Age:
- Wakes up to a warm cocoon of Blue Sky delusion because, as she explains for virtue-signaling brownie points, she blocked all of her former “friends” on social media on Day One of the Trump administration for posting support of the president;
- After her “fusion of Pilates, yoga and ballet” Pure Barre class in her “very middle-upper class America” Phoenix suburb, which she humble-brags “is not cheap,” she goes to McDonald’s to get a Diet Coke, at which point she observes the “cockroaches and the scum of the Earth” (ICE) at a staging area near Safeway;
- Horrified, shaken to her core;
- “F**k you if you voted for this”;
- Informs her migrant landscapers they won’t be needing their services out of fear they’ll get picked up by the Gestapo;
- Won’t allow her daughter to visit her Latina friend for the same reason;
- Scared for herself because she “has black hair” and “doesn’t know if she’s white-passing enough” for ICE not to pick her up and send her to a labor death camp where work will set her free;
- “Takes thirty minutes to compose herself” after morning trauma seeing ICE officers in her car at Safeway after her Pilates class;
- Time for daily profanity-laden tirade against Trump supporters into the camera for TikTok;
- Immediately after finishing telling Trump supporters there’s a “special place in hell” waiting for them: “I’m gonna try to root myself in the fact that love and kindness will prevail” — because, at the end of the day, even after all that invective, she’s a good, enlightened, spiritual New Age person, and you’re not.
Elite anti-ICE Karen has TikTok meltdown after “fusion of Pilates, yoga and ballet” Pure Barre class pic.twitter.com/CzJDaIqkwQ
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) January 24, 2026
Related: #Resistance Liberals Tattoo Themselves Blue to Oppose Fascism, Spot ‘Safe People’
Anti-ICE Karen plots refugee status abroad
This bereaved anti-ICE Karen, who unfortunately resembles Kathy Griffin, is planning to flee to Spain or Portugal to escape ¡lITeRaL fAsCiSM!
In the ever growing trend amongst the American left called “escaping America,” this commie is contemplating leaving the United States permanently because of President Trump.
— LetsGoBFLO (@HistorianUSA1) January 18, 2026
Just go. Don’t look back and never return! pic.twitter.com/MH7d7TjOOh
Related: Yale ‘Fascism Professor’ Flees Country to Escape Trump’s Fourth Reich
(This is an admittedly petty side note, but if you’re getting into the TikTok business of clout-chasing by virtue-signaling your opposition to federal law enforcement, couldn’t you finagle some better setup than having a mic you have to hold two inches from your face? Where’s your sense of professionalism? I’m sure there’s some Open Society Foundation NGO that hands out decent audio equipment to their foot-soldiers.)
What’s interesting, which you’ll notice if you listen to enough of these people’s threats to move abroad, is that they never express any interest in seeking refuge in Somalia, Haiti, or any of the places from which they champion the mass importation of migrants into the United States, those absolute goldmines of heavenly Diversity™.
Rather, it’s always some European country that evil white people populate they set their sights on — or else some economically vibrant, politically stable tropical country with Instagram-able beaches, such as Costa Rica.
Rich irony, no?
