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Adventures in The Patriarchy™ Vol. XXII: What’s a Few Abortions Between Friends?

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Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.

Study from Bureau of Labor Statistics indicates American feminists have successfully henpecked men into performing more household chores than ever before, still unsatisfied

Taking in the tone of the article throughout, it’s clear that the narrative remains that more work to fix men is desirable and necessary. 

I literally believe that some huge swathe of self-identified feminists won’t be happy until (white) men are conscripted into chattel slavery and made to retire to the shed like Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade once their daily chores are done. 

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Via NBC News (emphasis added):

Men in the U.S. are spending a record-high amount of time on household activities, though inequalities between men’s and women’s contributions persist, an NBC News analysis of new Bureau of Labor Statistics data shows.

Men spent an average of 100 minutes per day in 2024 doing household activities such as laundry and cleaning, an increase of 20 minutes from 2003 and the most of any of the years captured in the American Time Use Survey

Sociologists have said the growth in men’s household work may indicate broader progress toward gender equality. In a recent study, scholars used the 2003-2023 time use data to analyze changes in men’s and women’s daily housework…

Melissa Milkie, a professor of sociology at the University of Toronto and author of the study, explained why men are doing more.

“It’s a possibility that it’s just this cultural change,” Milkie told NBC News. “Men are expected to do more. They feel that they should do more and they’re sort of stepping up, which is a pretty neat thing to see.”

“Cultural change.”

“Pretty neat.”

Amazing and inspirational, truly. 

Now do a study on the time differential in hours worked at construction sites between the sexes, please. 

Or on the back of dumpster trucks.

Or in warzones. 

“Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat,” Hillary Clinton proclaimed in 1998.

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On the heels of this monumental news of touching social progress, I am reminded of the following bit from Bill Burr. 

 

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Middle East…

Following in the grand tradition of Mohammed Peace-Be-Upon-Him — who married a six-year-old girl he purchased from some Bedouin peasant and, gentleman that he was, waited courteously until she was nine to rape her (euphemistically referred to as “consummation”), which you’re not allowed to bring up in polite liberal society even though it’s documented in official religious canon — a terrified twelve-year-old girl is tied up in some basement after getting sold off by her impoverished parents to a 30-year-old. 

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Feminist podcasters share belly-laugh over not remembering how many abortions they’ve had

What’s a few abortions between friends?

A pair of alleged British celebrities I’m proud to have never heard of, called Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver, on the "Miss Me?" podcast, find the fact that they’ve lost count of how many abortions they’ve each had an amusing topic to explore. 

“I’m so happy I can say that… and no one came to shoot us down,” one of them quips, revealing how desperately these people want to live in “A Handmaid's Tale” so that they can claim eternal victimhood status.

As always, the demand for actual oppression vastly outstrips supply.

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