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Three Things We Can Learn From the Menendez Sex Scandal


According to a report by Daily Caller investigative reporter Matt Boyle, two women from the Dominican Republic are charging that Democrat New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez paid them for sex. The ladies say the senator offered them five hundred dollars but then only paid them one hundred each after the fact.

Senator Bob was the subject of a CBS/New York Times poll in 2006. They asked folks to name the first thing that came to their minds when hearing Menendez’s name. The top answer given was “corruption” or “crooked.” Of course, that doesn’t mean he actually stiffed and then stiffed these girls. His office denies it and I wouldn’t want to presume him guilty. But oh, let’s go ahead.

What then can we learn from this sordid story? Three things.

1. Take a look at the girl in the picture above. Do you notice anything? That’s correct — she has no head. There’s nothing but an oval of empty space where a normal woman’s head would be. What the hell, right? Well, from this we can learn that Democrats prefer women who are nothing but bodies composed of reproductive organs, breasts and some sort of interstitial material holding them together. Since the Democrat Party says it is “pro-women” and offers to supply the needs of their organs and breasts at the taxpayers’ expense, women obviously have no need to decide which party to vote for or what ideas to hold and so don’t actually need heads. Sure, this might create a problem when women find they have nowhere to put their pretty little faces, but Democrat scientists are working on this around the clock and when they find a solution, it will be covered under Obamacare. So there’s no need for women to trouble the empty space where their heads would be.

2. Democrats always screw you twice. First by working their will on you and second by delivering a lot less than they promised they would. The women in the story are complaining about this but that’s because they’re foreigners and don’t understand that this is actually standard Democrat operating procedure in this country. Just ask the workers trying to collect their government pensions in California. Indeed, Senator Bob’s approach to sex could even be considered the Democrats’ central philosophy: “You will bend over for us and in return we will promise to give you money and stuff…  and then will give you a lot less than we promised.” If that were short enough to put on a campaign sign, people would be waving it at Obama’s campaign stops. Instead it’s just been shortened to “Forward!” Because “Over!” didn’t sound quite right.

3. It’s Democrat, not Republican, programs that send jobs out of the country. I mean, come on, are you going to tell me there are no prostitutes in America who can be screwed and then screwed again? There are plenty of them! At least, I’ve heard there are. From, you know, other people. The fact that Menendez took his business to the Dominican Republic tells you the disregard he and his party have for the at-home entrepreneurial spirit.

As one of these women said of Mendendez:  “He lies. He says one thing and does another. [He] was nice at first but then later did not seem to care…”

Welcome to the Democrat Party, sweetheart.