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Bryan Preston

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October 24, 2013 - 1:39 pm

Tada! We’re a screwed up country.

It’s a well-chronicled fact that people tend to gravitate to sexy Halloween costumes, but sexy Halloween costumes for babies? In our pre-Halloween infographic, we’ve coupled trending Halloween costume search terms (both popular and strange) from our sister site Bizrate.com and a survey of 7,315 online shoppers.

We found some interesting things, namely that someone out there wants to be Slutty Bacon for Halloween. (True story!) We also found plenty of evidence that the senior population hates Halloween, while Generation Y embraces it. And what’s even better for retailers? Most people will at least spend a little bit of money on the holiday.

“Slutty Bacon”? I subscribe to the theory that “bacon makes everything better,” but still…

Tada’s artists managed to depict what “Slutty Bacon” might look like. It turns out that bacon really doesn’t make sluttiness better.


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Bryan Preston has been a leading conservative blogger and opinionator since founding his first blog in 2001. Bryan is a military veteran, worked for NASA, was a founding blogger and producer at Hot Air, was producer of the Laura Ingraham Show and, most recently before joining PJM, was Communications Director of the Republican Party of Texas.

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I don't know. 50 years ago when Hallowe'en was more significant to me, little girls dressing up as adults with lipstick and such was "cute" and "adorable". When did people get goofy about it?
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Second look at OBL's complaint that the West is decadent? Of course, Islam is not the answer.
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In Egypt, where you can see belly dancing any day of the week, those costumes are a no-no for kids. Of course there is no Halloween in Egypt. Or Slutty Bacon. Or Bacon. You might be able to get a Jimmy Walker "Dyno-mite!" Suicide Vest for the kiddies next door in Gaza.
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