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September 7, 2013 - 5:43 am

BuzzFeed has breaking news about several prominent, “principled” anti-war activists  who have gone missing — almost all of them since 2009.

There have been discussions about putting their faces on packages of Brie cheese and bottles of red wine in order to generate leads, but police believe that may only enrage the kidnappers. After all, everyone knows you eat brie with white wine  — a nice Riesling is the usual companion beverage.

Most of the celebrities were last seen attending an anti-war demonstration. Authorities said they would love to search for them at other anti-war venues, but admit such events have been few and far between in recent years.

A group calling itself “The World Can’t Wait…To Rid Itself of Idiotic Celebrities” is claiming responsibility, but the FBI says they have no such group in their terrorist database, although the NSA told PJ Media on deep background that the organization is based in Texas and run out of the basement of Bryan Preston’s home.

Have you seen any of these deep-thinking anti-war activists?

LAST KNOWN PRE-2009 COMMUNICATION:
“I think war is based in greed and there are huge karmic retributions that will follow. I think war is never the answer to solving any problems. The best way to solve problems is to not have enemies.”
— Sheryl Crow

LAST KNOWN PRE-2009 COMMUNICATION:
“But I am equally against the death penalty or war — anywhere people are sacrificed for some end justifying a means.”
— Martin Sheen

LAST KNOWN PRE-2009 COMMUNICATION:
“I also think that there is a strong streak of racism, and whenever we engage in foreign adventures. Our whole history in regime change has been of people of different color.”
— Ed Asner

LAST KNOWN PRE-2009 COMMUNICATION:
“You can’t beat your enemy anymore through wars; instead you create an entire generation of people revenge-seeking.”
— George Clooney

LAST KNOWN PRE-2009 COMMUNICATION:
“American people always have to be tricked into going to war, they always have to be cajoled. I mean, there’s a long history of being lied to, of having things described in a particular way, in order to get them out of their sort of isolationist… prosperity mode and go to war.”
- Jackson Brown

LAST KNOWN PRE-2009 COMMUNICATION:
“Let’s talk for a minute about these masters of war, these same men that are sending our sons and our daughters, our brothers and sisters, our mothers and fathers to fight an undeclared and unconstitutional and unwinnable war for them.”
— Jessica Lange

LAST KNOWN PRE-2009 COMMUNICATION:
“You know, really good artists have a way of being relevant in their time – but great artists are relevant at any time. So, in the words of William Shakespeare, ‘Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor.”
- Barbra Streisand

LAST KNOWN PRE-2009 COMMUNICATION:
“Let us resist this war. Let us hate war in all its forms, whether the weapon used is a missile or an airplane.”
— Susan Sarandon

Federal authorities believe that several different organizations are involved in the kidnappings. They base this theory on the idea that no one group could keep their sanity being around so many loud-mouthed, self-important, ignorant glory hounds.

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Rick Moran is PJ Media's Chicago editor and Blog editor at The American Thinker. He is also host of the"RINO Hour of Power" on Blog Talk Radio. His own blog is Right Wing Nut House.

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Or maybe they ran out of cardboard and magic markers?
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Makes sense under Kunstler's Law.

Also, beggars had better hope for a Republican president, if their existence is ever to be noticed by the press and media again.
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I have it on good authority that the Previously Anti-War Loony-Celebri-Toons have begged their kidnappers to hang onto them until 2016, at which time, hopefully, a Republican president will assume office. They will then be able to unleash the bile they've been forced to swallow for so many years, spewing foaming hatred and loathing all over Southern California. I'm told that they are especially despondent after viewing Obama's latest presser in St. Petersburg (one asked, "Isn't that where that awful mean Republican Czar used to live? Oh, I hate him!") because he didn't hit his marks and his performance was somehow off. One brave individual even criticized Obama's delivery as "boring, mechanical, like he forgot his lines or something" but was quickly shushed by the others. Eventually they all agreed that if the President's performance wasn't up to his usual soaring standard it was more than likely because he had a bad "house" and even a genius can't fight the damage a lousy audience can do to a show. They then decided to drown their sorrows in a 1969 Pinot Noir.
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I saw article at the original site. Absolutely HILARIOUS! I have a good friend who is one of the nicest and smartest people I know but is so far in the tank for Obama that I'm surprised the pressure doesn't crush her to death. She is a paid-up member of the conventional Left and was apoplectic over Bush's "dangerous" foreign policy. She devoured every snarky remark she could find about W. Now she is 110% behind an attack on Syria. As someone smarter than me said, Obama is not so much a President as he is a cult of personality. In that situation the personality can do no wrong for his followers.
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Proof positive that hypocrisy may not have been born and raised in Hollywood but is alive and well there - and is now living under the assumed name of stupidity.
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Is Jackson Brown a celebrity?
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Or maybe they ran out of cardboard and magic markers?
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I think they all went to Texas to throw their feces and urine at people who want to make abortion clinics safer and to make abortion less inhumane for the unborn.
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Makes sense under Kunstler's Law.

Also, beggars had better hope for a Republican president, if their existence is ever to be noticed by the press and media again.
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Actually, Sean Penn is easy to find; he's still holding his vigil at Chavez's graveside
because he just knows that any day now Chavez will rise triumphantly from the grave.
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Ah, that explains it. Thanks.
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I have it on good authority that the Previously Anti-War Loony-Celebri-Toons have begged their kidnappers to hang onto them until 2016, at which time, hopefully, a Republican president will assume office. They will then be able to unleash the bile they've been forced to swallow for so many years, spewing foaming hatred and loathing all over Southern California. I'm told that they are especially despondent after viewing Obama's latest presser in St. Petersburg (one asked, "Isn't that where that awful mean Republican Czar used to live? Oh, I hate him!") because he didn't hit his marks and his performance was somehow off. One brave individual even criticized Obama's delivery as "boring, mechanical, like he forgot his lines or something" but was quickly shushed by the others. Eventually they all agreed that if the President's performance wasn't up to his usual soaring standard it was more than likely because he had a bad "house" and even a genius can't fight the damage a lousy audience can do to a show. They then decided to drown their sorrows in a 1969 Pinot Noir.
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How could you overlook Sean Penn, the uberfurher of the pseudo-intellectual left, last seen floating in a dingy, armed with a loaded shotgun, post-Katrina. Duck season was over. And the Dixie Chicks, although way past their prime, and thickening out, seem to have developed terminal aphasia. The Hollywood sells en masse are MIA; probably too self absorbed distributing statuettes to each other. I am positive that we can flush these eminent personalities out in to the open simply by uttering the magic word Bush. Like maggots to dead meat, you can always rely on them.
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"Sean Penn, ..., last seen floating in a dingy"

There's a funny line in there somewhere....
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Part Two

6. Wounded Knee and Chief Joseph. "From where the Sun Now Stands I will fight no more forever." The Spanish, The Portuguese and Northern European and decimated the Indigenous peoples pretty well since they arrived in 1492 from disease, slavery, stripping their hunting grounds and fighting, but in the U.S. by 1890 the fighting between tribes that had been going on forever, since even before the White Man, which was not racial, was now over. Tribes no longer fought each other. Except for inner city gang fighting the Indian fights were over and the White Settlers had done it with Christian principles where applied. Broken windows and strong families and the work ethic -- these principles work.
7. Spanish-American War. Monroe Doctrine at work in the Caribbean. Puerto Rico was helped. So was Cuba until American democratic influence was withdrawn. Was it racist to throw out the King of Spain? Can't see how. How was the S.S. Maine sunk? Don't know. Was it a racist war in the Philippines? Yes. But were they helped more by the U.S. than they were by the Japanese? Yes.
8. WWI. Lusitania and the Zimmerman Telegram. This war should not have been fought. A bunch of White Elites got in too much debt and overdrew their bank accounts and blew up the world. We are about to do it again. I am glad we helped to beat the Huns but strategy and tactics were awful, the waste of humanity was pitiful and benefit was nil, and the Treaty worked out was wretched which led necessarily to Hitler and Stalin.
9. The Socialist Twins agree to carve up the world and then one turns on the other. The Molotov/von Ribbentrop Non-Aggression Pact was supposed to be a peace treaty between the two biggest liars of the 20th century, Hitler and Stalin (well, they did tell the truth when claiming they wanted to exterminate people) but all knew when it was signed (even without reading its secret codicils, that it meant war, particularly against Poland, which was immediately carved up by the peaceniks. We were attacked at Pearl Harbor by the second target of Stalin within the M/von Ribbentrop Peace Treaty, Japan, after Hitler, for some unexplained reason declared war on us. So we decided to beat him first, because he was exterminating the Jews, Gypsies, Homosexuals and Catholics? Or because the Brits were in trouble? Well, heck we beat Mussolini, Tojo, and Hitler but not Stalin and Mao, but what were we supposed to do? Race was involved but it was not the only thing. When a world is in flames because two leftist socialists who can't be trusted are at each other’s throats race is not the only thing.
10. Korea and Vietnam and the Cold War in general. Monopolistic Capitalism was on the march and the Ghost of Marx/Engels/Lenin/Stalin/Mao/etc. wanted to eradicate competitive capitalism (which is much more successful) everywhere. Competition and freedom and freedom to worship without monopolistic atheism and feudalism (aka monopolistic capitalism) had to fight to survive so we did not go back to the dark ages. Fighting for what you believe in is better than submitting to slavery. See Washington and Lincoln and Churchill and FDR. I don't see how racism has anything to do with it.
11. World Trade Center, SS Cole and our Embassies and Embassy and intelligence personnel are blown up, kidnapped, killed, murdered, tortured, raped, and beheaded, including journalists and innocent civilians. We try to punish the perpetrators and tighten security and improve the governments of the countries that incite, promote and advance the terror war against us. This is the proper response. It is hardly racist. No intelligent person sees it as racist. If someone is raped and punishes the rapist, only a moron would say you are punishing the rapist because you do not like people with red hair or people with mustaches.
This is the evidence I have. There were racist wars in our past. But not all of them. The proof is mixed. Discuss amongst yourselves. There is plenty of good to fight for. If you come to do me or my loved ones harm and I can prevent it by force, I hope I am man enough to do so and no cry like a baby like a leftist surrender monkey.
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