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August 13, 2013 - 11:22 am

Yesterday a clown who dressed up to look like President Obama was was banned for life from performing for the American public after engaging in shocking antics that outraged many viewers.

The Tatler has obtained these exclusive photos of the clown’s career-ending performance:

During his insensitive performance, the clown frequently contorted his body into ridiculous poses in order to make the president look like a buffoon.

At one point the clown squatted grotesquely in front of the stunned audience, as if preparing to make a bowel movement.

The clown then bared his fangs and snarled, scaring many small children in the audience.

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The clown concluded his performance with an extended skit in which, dressed realistically as Obama, he took four strokes to finally sink his putt on a simulated golf hole, despite starting the skit only a few yards from the pin, implying that the President was a bad golfer, even though he has spent the majority of his presidency on the course.

Fortunately, Americans will no longer be subjected to the clown’s antics, since the lifetime ban — imposed by the Court of Public Opinion — will prevent the clown from performing his duties after today.

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It appears that the taxpayer has once again been scammed...all the golf training we paid for this guy was a waste!
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If only,
"Obama who looks like Clown gets banned for life after public outcry over insulting antics"
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Can you imagine what this country would be like without the 1st Amendment? Oh, wait....
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i am surprised that he doesn't have a marine out there to pick up his balls. but that might be Cristy's job
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This was actually from his audition for the revival of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." But the director said "Sorry. Too effeminate."
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At least he didn't do the Funky Worm. We were spared that.
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Even though he four-putted, and at least double or triple bogied, he'll put down a gentlemen's birdie as his score.
You cannot question the king's word!
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Hold on here, BOZO once ousted from office, should be proficient enough to go on Toure.

Uhh, hold on, think I misspelled that. Umm, no, THAT looks correct.
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Like! Sorry to borrow FB lingo
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It appears that the taxpayer has once again been scammed...all the golf training we paid for this guy was a waste!
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Lese Majeste seems to be the only crime that this administration will pursue.
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