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Bryan Preston


April 3, 2013 - 8:20 am

Comic Jim Carrey takes to the august pixels of the Sideboob Gazette to hit back, again, at those of us who don’t care much for people who make their livings pretending to be other people lecturing us about reality.

For those who say I’m a hypocrite because I have an armed bodyguard, lets make one thing clear: No one in my employ is allowed to carry a large magazine and NO ONE IS ASKING ANYONE TO GIVE UP THEIR RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS, though it is in the vested interests of those who profit by gun sales to make it seem so.

Alrighty then. So if you happen to get into a shootout with Jim Carrey’s bodyguards, you can just wait them out.

Next up, Carrey compares himself to Ronaldus Magnus.

And to the bullies who will try to marginalize and discredit me by saying, “Shut up, you’re just an actor,” while they brag about what a great president the ACTOR Ronald Reagan was, who threaten me with the demise of my acting career and much worse, I say SO BE IT!

Reagan was also a union leader and successful governor who spent decades formulating ideas and plans to dismantle the Soviet Union. Carrey has spent decades turning his face into rubber.

Don’t read these two lines and then call Jim Carrey a hypocrite, though.

These horrific events are also an invitation for us to become more civilized and to deal with our addiction and entitlement to violence.

Later in the same piece…

These thugs, though menacing, are a minority but they will have their way if good people don’t step forward now and make a difference.

It’s as if Carrey knows words, and knows how to put them together into a sentence, but does not know what the words actually mean.


Cross-posted at PJ Lifestyle

Bryan Preston has been a leading conservative blogger and opinionator since founding his first blog in 2001. Bryan is a military veteran, worked for NASA, was a founding blogger and producer at Hot Air, was producer of the Laura Ingraham Show and, most recently before joining PJM, was Communications Director of the Republican Party of Texas.

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Poor baby Carrey. He goes around cursing and mocking his political opponents in the nastiest ways he can think of and then is all surprised that there's blowback.

On the other hand, he is useful for inadvertently providing some amusement. One day last week I watched him sing "Charlton Heston movies are no longer in demand..." in his childish little video. The next I saw that ABC was broadcasting "The Ten Commandments."

It takes a special kind of dumb to get owned that badly by a dead man.
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"who threaten me with the demise of my acting career"

No, Mr. Carrey, your acting career has been pining for the fjords ever since "Mr. Popper's Penguins."

Of course, a bit part in "Kick-Ass 2" may be just what you need to be seen as a serious actor.
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Hollywood's Pet Defective.

It's always cringeworthy when they try to speak without someone writing their lines for them ahead of time.

He has ADHD, can't keep a relationship, once carried a baseball bat around because he wanted to bash somebody...but, wants to lecture others on how to live. He needs more mirrors in his glass house.
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Do you get the impression that actors are ashamed of their profession and that they are using their celebrity to advance a cause because deep down they know that what they do is ridiculous and that they are really nothing more than paid monkeys who read the words of others?
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The geriatric rodeo clown may know words, and may know how to put them together, but these were not his words. Comparing the above to his twits of last week makes me think that this was written for him by a publicist - either his own or one from the gun grabbers.
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