[INSERT CHARMING FIVE O’CLOCK SOMEWHERE INTRO HERE]
Look, I’m still on my first cup of coffee after trying for my first night of “sleep” in 10 days without the benefit of NyQuil — so this is the best I’ve got for now.
I’ll be better in time for the show because I’m eating Folger’s Crystals for lunch.
See you then — can’t wait!
P.S. If you aren’t already a VIP Gold supporter, what are you waiting for?