Presidentish Joe Biden’s second State of the Union Address is Tuesday night, so you know exactly what’s going on in the White House here on Monday. They have Joe resting up in a medically induced coma until it’s time to put him in a suit (I think some of his zip up the back) and pump him with enough Adderall to make ‘Chief’ Bromden talk like Ron Popeil.
Biden has a lot of selling to do, too. The SOTU preview theme is “Biden sees economic glow, GOP sees gloom.” He’s going to tout an economy that record numbers of Americans say sucks. The media will help him along as best they’re able.
I can’t offer an effective one-man counter spin to the entire mainstream media, but I will provide one entertaining drunkblog before, during, and after the big speech.
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The fun gets started on the PJ Media home page around 30 minutes before Biden walks into the House chamber (around 9 p.m. Eastern), still under his own power and appearing remarkably lifelike.
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