This is it: Our yuge, Second Anniversary Extravaganza — a night of a thousand guest stars.
But unlike those other anniversary shows, we won’t bore you with a bunch of clips of crap you’ve already seen before.
Instead, we’re going to bore you with crap that’s all-new.
Plus, we really do have just about everybody dropping in today, mostly to gas at the weirdos who have been doing this — and watching this — for two years already.
Join us, won’t you?
P.S. If you aren’t already a VIP Gold supporter, what are you waiting for?
