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Insanity Wrap #111: Kamala Harris Says Refusing to Call Fake Doctor Biden 'Doctor Biden' Is Un-American

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Insanity Wrap needs to know: When is a pretend doctor a real doctor?

Answer: Whenever Kamala Harris thinks she can get one-tenth of one percent of an extra point in the polls.

Before we get to the sordid details, a quick preview of today’s Wrap:

  • The new anti-racism looks a lot like the old racism
  • Canada goes to war against… hockey?
  • Meet the restauranteur crazy enough to fight City Hall

And so much more.

Shall we begin?

This Is Not a Sane World, Exhibit #1,000,006

We don’t know what to add to this, so we’ll just move right along to the next item.

Your Daily Dose of Mostly Peaceful Protest

Calgary police threaten to TASER young skater at outdoor rink

Oh, Canada.

Insanity Wrap finds ourselves in agreement with the commenter who wrote, “This is what happens when you give pinheads a semblance of authority.”

Exit Question: When the police attempt to put an end to hockey, is there any reason left for there to be a Canada?

The New Anti-Racism Looks an Awful Lot Like the Old Racism

Mister, we could use a man like Martin Luther King Jr. again.

The Craziest Person in the World (Today)

Insanity Wrap Misses Dining Out So Much We Could Cry
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Lyons town trustee goes on expletive-filled rant against rebelling restaurateur; threatens to shoot supporters

You know the old adages:

  • You can’t fight City Hall
  • God is on the side with the heavy artillery
  • I fought the law and the law won

So it is with great respect that Insanity Wrap tells you the story of one brave restauranteur — and one power-hungry Karen — from our home state of Colorado:

A Lyons business owner who has refused to comply with the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment (CDPHE) mandates shutting down his restaurant, now finds himself dealing with threats from one the town’s trustees.

That same trustee also threatened to shoot anyone who stepped onto on her property during a recent rally in support of the business.

Randall Yarbrough, who owns the Lyons Den Restaurant and Taphouse, recently received a private message from Town Trustee Wendy Miller, whose residence is across the street from Yarbrough’s restaurant, admonishing him for his choice to fight the health mandates that have forced restaurants to close, despite the state offering no data showing restaurants are major sources of spreading coronavirus to customers.

Also disturbing, Yarbrough said, is in addition to the private message, Miller was texting him during a recent town board meeting where board members were discussing suspending both his liquor and his business license, which they eventually voted to do.

“She was texting me during the meeting saying, ‘why don’t you just comply? Isn’t it better to keep your business?’” Yarbrough said.

Creepy, right?

Maybe our problem is this: Conservatives and libertarians by nature don’t want to give much thought to government. As a result, professional busybodies like Wendy “Karen” Miller win low-turnout elections to local positions of power — against little or no small-government-minded opposition.

Insanity Wrap can't remember the last time we had a President-elect who spent so little time in the public eye
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Next thing you know, local business is subject to the petty whims of pettier would-be tyrants. We see this on the local scale in little Lyons, Colorado, the big city scale in New York/Los Angeles/etc, the state scale in New York/California/Colorado/etc., and coming soon to the national scale with Joe “Just Wear the Damn Mask” Biden.

Get involved locally, now, and maybe we can start cleaning up this mess.

Previously On Insanity Wrap: Another Hypocrite #DefundThePolice Supporter, Another 911 Call to the Police.

Nancy Pelosi Is Lying

This never happened, Insanity Wrap would bet his last bottle of 18-year-old sing malt.

And Now for a Brief Musical Interlude

Eric Clapton, Van Morrison release song against coronavirus lockdowns

Thank you, gentlemen, we needed that.

Here’s Another Damn Thing We’re Supposed to Be Concerned About

Kamala Harris calls those criticizing ‘Doctor’ Jill Biden ‘un-American’

Insanity Wrap enjoys a quiet chortle every time we hear the phrase “DOCTOR Jill Biden.”

First of all, we’re not calling anyone “doctor” unless they enjoy the legal privilege to prescribe us Percocet, Xanax, Valium, or anything else that pairs well with our bedtime brandy.

Secondly, Jill Biden’s doctorate ought to be laughed at because it’s a joke.

It isn’t a particularly funny joke unless you’re the kind of person who — just like Insanity Wrap — prefers to laugh instead of cry at the depths of our country’s corruption.

But “Doctor” Jill Biden was awarded her educational “doctorate” at a Biden-affiliated school for a paper — not a dissertation — that wouldn’t pass muster at a magazine, much less earn the Dr. honorific.

It goes without Insanity Wrap having to tell you that Biden was able to “accomplish” all this for one reason: Her husband’s position.

That’s corrupt as all hell.

But worse than all that is that we’re going to have to suffer through four years of lectures about addressing Mrs. Scamulous as “Doctor,” and from someone no better than alleged Vice President-elect Kamala Harris.

And we all know how Harris “earned” her start in politics.

Prediction: Over the next four years, scare quotes are going to become as scarce as cheap ammo and affordable firearms.

This Will End Well

There’s “humanitarian” and then there’s “cultural suicide.”

One More Thing…

What’s better than an Elf on a Shelf?

Does Insanity Wrap really need to spell this one out for you?

That’s a Wrap for today.

Come back tomorrow for another Insanity Wrap…

…assuming we make it that long.

Previously On Insanity Wrap: Go to the Back of the Vaccine Bus, Whitey