A Washington DC-area man described by police only as a “person of interest” is giving Florida Man a run for his stolen goods:
D.C. police are asking for the public’s help with identifying a man who broke into a Five Guys last month in order to make himself some burgers.
“A suspect followed a delivery man into the restaurant and waited until the delivery man left,” the department wrote in a news release. “He then rummaged through the establishment, cooked food, and stole bottled water before leaving the restaurant.”
It was all caught on the shop’s surveillance video.
You know you’re not supposed to do that, right?
At least not if there’s a Steak’n Shake nearby.