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It’s been a busy week for Florida Man:

Lance Sayre allegedly entered a supposedly secure area of the Morton Plant Hospital in Clearwater in broad daylight on July 5, The Tampa Tribune reported.

The 52-year-old grabbed a $47,945.97 Berchtold Operating Bed and wheeled it to the building’s loading dock, cops say.

The Tampa resident allegedly pushed the table into the back of a white van and drove off.

Cops caught up with Sayre after six days, and he’s free on a $15,000 bond. Still unclear however is what the hell he intended to do with an operating table.

But whatever the reason, you know you’re not supposed to do that, right?