The Way a Sandwich Shouldn't Be

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Feds raid home of longtime Subway Sandwich pitchman Jared Fogle in child porn investigation:

The raid started around 6:30 a.m. Tuesday. An evidence truck could be seen parked in the driveway. Officers from the FBI and Indiana State Police were at the scene.

Earlier this year, Russell Taylor, the former director of the Jared Foundation started by Fogle, was arrested in a child pornography case. He was accused of possessing and producing child pornography. Investigators said a search of Taylor’s home turned up more than 500 videos with images of child pornography. Taylor unsuccessfully tried to kill himself while in jail.

Fogle said the foundation severed all ties with Taylor following the arrest. Investigators wouldn’t say if Tuesday’s raid was connected to that case.

The one time I wasn’t able to get out of jury duty, it was a child pornography case a year or two ago — and we convicted the hell out of the guy, followed by enough Scotch that I don’t even remember his name.

And that’s all I have to say about that for now.