Hopped Up Bunnies Terrorize Utah

The new face of terror?

The new face of terror?

You’re going to think I’m making this one up — but I’m not. Maybe you thought the nanny staters couldn’t climb any higher along the Silly/Desperate Axis — but they can. Maybe, just maybe, stoned bunny rabbits will someday eat our children:

Utah is considering a bill that would allow patients with certain debilitating conditions to be treated with edible forms of marijuana. If the bill passes, the state’s wildlife may “cultivate a taste” for the plant, lose their fear of humans, and basically be high all the time. That’s according to testimony presented to a Utah Senate panel (time stamp 58:00) last week by an agent of the Drug Enforcement Administration.

And with that, the Drug Warriors have lost the argument forever.

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